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What movies have not aged well?

16.06.2025 07:37

What movies have not aged well?

From Russia With Love

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

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Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Goldfinger

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Why are leftist movements so popular among young people?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

You Only Live Twice

Moonraker

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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Diamonds Are Forever

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Can men enjoy receiving anal sex?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

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Dr No

Octopussy

Why do flat Earthers exist? Why can’t I see the Sun at night? Is it because Earth is not flat?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Is Tinder the best dating app?

A View to a Kill

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-”Ah so!”

Do people of NYC drive around Central Park all the time? Is there any subway tunnel to cross the park quickly? Is it annoying for people and does it cause traffic?

-All the bad guys are black.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-”She is very sexyful!”

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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Live and Let Die

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond slapping Tracy.